BORIS JOHNSON FUCKS GHERKIN

building after introducing new London commercial buildings tax.

This week London’s new mayor of calamity has been bumbling over his new tax ideas, yet another half-baked, half-arsed and blurted out idea from an increasingly useless figure. Trying yet again to please reporters, Boris decided that he would put up yet another ‘green’ policy which serves to take money from companies and the average consumer just due to some pathetic concern for the environment. And where is the money really going? To hippies and the unemployed who wear sandals and who won’t even be hit by the tax as they probably don’t go out to the shops and buy things like decent people.

The independent governmental criticism committee, ‘Make Policy History’, said this about the mayor’s plans:
“Mayor Johnson is just riding this new wave of superficial price increases disguised as environmental issues, this latest measure to backdate the carbon footprint of buildings is a ridiculous scheme which hits everyone and which benefits no-one except moss, animals and illegal immigrants.”
We paid for our carbon when we built these buildings, now the mayor wants to tax us again just because he has the power to do so!

So called government analysts, because that’s their job title, reckon that the new tax could raise up to umpteen million pounds and prove to lower the carbon footprint of London by up to 30% over the next three years. That is government spin. Reading between the lines, the new tax will give every immigrant a Porsche and we will no longer be able to afford our decent hard earned carbon emissions. If Boris Johnson has his way, London will become a city where real citizens can no longer afford to live and queers get government subsidy.